ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
