i may or may not be watching the land before time
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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