just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
