Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My breasts were aching with rage.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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