the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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