No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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