Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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