Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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