If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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