love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It was confusing and full of hummus
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
