Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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