My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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