Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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