this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I love having hate sex.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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