i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Congratulations! We have a period
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