**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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