Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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