and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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