My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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