I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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