you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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