office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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