Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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