Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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