You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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