We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i dont even know how to be here
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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