The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
this just has baby written all over it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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