Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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