is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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