So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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