what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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