Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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