you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
40s are totally the cure
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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