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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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