To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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