Me too!
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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