Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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