How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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