Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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