Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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