The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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