fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is wine microwaveable?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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