Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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