My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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