I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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