can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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