i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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