he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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