There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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