I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
