i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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