he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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