so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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