Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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