love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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